Colin
Sometimes you have to give up on people. Not because you don’t care, but because they don’t.
(via jcunty)

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

dude… dude seriously, fuckin stop! DUDE!

dude… dude seriously, fuckin stop! DUDE!

scumbeg:

                         horny

              horny      ^        horny

     horny               |                 horny

horny                   o ———->           horny

      horny                                 horny

            horny                   horny

                          horny

good heavens look at the time

cineraria:

Sea Lion Feeding and Kissing - YouTube
weknowmemes:

shhh no tears just dreams

weknowmemes:

shhh no tears just dreams

br0dobaggins:

HAH
becomingcharlie:

buzzfeed:

This is what happens when a cat attacks a snowball.

I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW

becomingcharlie:

buzzfeed:

This is what happens when a cat attacks a snowball.

I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW

karlfranks:

fullcabs:

fuck

I like it when posts like this are actually true

Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”